Nick Gilronan Wins World Smallest joystick Competition

Nick Gilronan is the man with the Smallest joystick. The competition was held at the Kings County Bar in New York city. The contest was tagged and promoted as a “pageant for confident people with a sense of humour”.

Winner Gilronan told reporters: “The size of a man’s joystick does not matter for who he is as a person or in a relationship, same thing with breast size”.

“Probably the most fun I have with my joystick is that I’m a grower, not a shower, and when I’m with women I love seeing their reactions as it grows to double its flaccid size. They seem amazed by it.”